Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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