I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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