i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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