Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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