Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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