FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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