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• (650): View more from California

  Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah

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• (646): View more from New York

  Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.

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• (347): View more from New York

  We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.

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• (646): View more from New York

  its my first week of college and i have a UTI

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  not easy being a whore now is it

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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• (315): View more from New York

  We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge

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• (949): View more from California

  Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.

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  I felt like a god.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.

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