I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.