...so i touched it.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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