HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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