with your own penis?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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