Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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