Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I need to sanitize my soul.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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