there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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