Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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