I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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