I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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