Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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