what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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