just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
