Pappa wants mamma naked
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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