No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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