So drunk its hurt
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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