So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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