Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just want to make out with him forever
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
