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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Where did you get a picture of my penis

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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• (707): View more from California

  so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He uses pillows to masturbate.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

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  pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  he fucked my hip out of place.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself

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