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(704): View more from North Carolina

so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty

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(352): View more from Florida

she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.

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