I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i think my mom watched the whole time
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!