I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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