Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
do nipples grow back?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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