Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
kristin has been a bad kristin
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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