Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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