He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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