JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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