Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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