i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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