Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.