You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too