I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today