I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
birth control should be required to get into college
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ