Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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