The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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