haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
