he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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