a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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