This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
