oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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