i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just high enough for therapy.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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