are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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