Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
