Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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