This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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