gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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