no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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