ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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