I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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