I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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