What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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