If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have demons in me.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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