Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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