question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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