Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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