just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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